This article was written by Alex Lewis (Welsh Chappie), whose own site detailing Zodiac suspect Lawrence Kane, can be found here.
Dear Editor: This is the Zodiac Speaking!
I have Grown rather angry with the police for their telling lies about Me, so I shall now throw all of My toys out of My pram in protest! I shall refrain from being nice and telling them when and where I kill anymore! Routine Robberies & few fake accidents shall I make them look! And anyway, it doesn't matter because they'd never catch me in any event because One has been too clever for them!
1: Firstly I have NOT left fingerprints anywhere anytime at any of My Slave Collecting Sites contrary to what the Police People are claiming! What I have done is left them a little false lead to chase down so that I may amuse Myself as I watch them follow this 'Fake Clew' straight into that brick wall over there. I enjoy taking the piss out the police! Hey Blue Meanie pig, I WAS in the Park! You were using Fire trucks, or trying to like idiots, to cover and mask the sounds of Your silly responding Prowling Meanie-Vehicles and their sirens!
2: Hey Blue Pig, Confession with Congratulations that yes I look absolutely identical to that composite sketch you have kindly Circulated. I must confess though that I resemble that drawing uncannily but only when Doing My Thing! The rest of the time in My everyday life I look absolutely nout like that whatsoever! That's now Zodiac: 2 - Police City Pig Cops: 0!
And It's about to get worse because Your team scored a home goal hehe,... PS: Two Cops, One Fouke Up!
As I was shuffling and limping all over the place down the Jackson Hill this City Pig Police Cop Car came slithering up to a stop when one of the City's Finest called and beckoned Me over to their Prowl Vehicle! One of the Two asked would I like to assist them off in the wrong Direction like a pair of morons and I, being the good Citizen I am, was only too happy to oblige that request. I was asked had I seen anyone acting strange or suspicious like The Zodiac Killer and I said "Yes! But not down here or anywhere near where I am but, ummm, all the way up top there by ehh....Yeah that's correct Officer....Fouke, Officer Don A. Fouke....Certainly Don-a-Fouke-Up, Tehehehe, which obviously simply must be printed in paper!!! Yes Sir, the Black dude with a pistol is running around up there somewhere, quickly City Pi...olice, before the Black Male that doesn't exist kills somebody By Arguello Blvd!" Officer Don then Fouked off up that direction thanking Me, the Zodiac Killer, for taking time to stop and assist them in their inquires.
Hey Chief of Pigs, doesn't it rile You up to know that if You'd just have kept your insults to yourself I wouldn't be replying in Kind! You lot are so dumb You deserve to have holes in your heads!"
The above is the tone and childish theme that seems to run through this letter in which the Author is choosing to respond to several allegations and the odd insult issued His way by The Chief of The Homicide Inspectors, Martin Lee. The author writes in a ultra casual and laid back humorous way to dismiss the claims made by Chief Lee and do it in an almost bullet point presentation of dismissive swats. First He wishes to convey that He has grown rather angry with Police for telling Lies, and by police, He means Martin Lee!
Dear Editor: This is the Zodiac Speaking!
I have Grown rather angry with the police for their telling lies about Me, so I shall now throw all of My toys out of My pram in protest! I shall refrain from being nice and telling them when and where I kill anymore! Routine Robberies & few fake accidents shall I make them look! And anyway, it doesn't matter because they'd never catch me in any event because One has been too clever for them!
1: Firstly I have NOT left fingerprints anywhere anytime at any of My Slave Collecting Sites contrary to what the Police People are claiming! What I have done is left them a little false lead to chase down so that I may amuse Myself as I watch them follow this 'Fake Clew' straight into that brick wall over there. I enjoy taking the piss out the police! Hey Blue Meanie pig, I WAS in the Park! You were using Fire trucks, or trying to like idiots, to cover and mask the sounds of Your silly responding Prowling Meanie-Vehicles and their sirens!
2: Hey Blue Pig, Confession with Congratulations that yes I look absolutely identical to that composite sketch you have kindly Circulated. I must confess though that I resemble that drawing uncannily but only when Doing My Thing! The rest of the time in My everyday life I look absolutely nout like that whatsoever! That's now Zodiac: 2 - Police City Pig Cops: 0!
And It's about to get worse because Your team scored a home goal hehe,... PS: Two Cops, One Fouke Up!
As I was shuffling and limping all over the place down the Jackson Hill this City Pig Police Cop Car came slithering up to a stop when one of the City's Finest called and beckoned Me over to their Prowl Vehicle! One of the Two asked would I like to assist them off in the wrong Direction like a pair of morons and I, being the good Citizen I am, was only too happy to oblige that request. I was asked had I seen anyone acting strange or suspicious like The Zodiac Killer and I said "Yes! But not down here or anywhere near where I am but, ummm, all the way up top there by ehh....Yeah that's correct Officer....Fouke, Officer Don A. Fouke....Certainly Don-a-Fouke-Up, Tehehehe, which obviously simply must be printed in paper!!! Yes Sir, the Black dude with a pistol is running around up there somewhere, quickly City Pi...olice, before the Black Male that doesn't exist kills somebody By Arguello Blvd!" Officer Don then Fouked off up that direction thanking Me, the Zodiac Killer, for taking time to stop and assist them in their inquires.
Hey Chief of Pigs, doesn't it rile You up to know that if You'd just have kept your insults to yourself I wouldn't be replying in Kind! You lot are so dumb You deserve to have holes in your heads!"
The above is the tone and childish theme that seems to run through this letter in which the Author is choosing to respond to several allegations and the odd insult issued His way by The Chief of The Homicide Inspectors, Martin Lee. The author writes in a ultra casual and laid back humorous way to dismiss the claims made by Chief Lee and do it in an almost bullet point presentation of dismissive swats. First He wishes to convey that He has grown rather angry with Police for telling Lies, and by police, He means Martin Lee!
Then after declaring He is now in a state of perpetual anger, He declares what He shall do about it....essentially, throw His toys out and stamp His foot 'No fair, You lot are horrible so I am not playing anymore! But before I go, I will list the allegations, why They are unfounded, and follow this up with a mud sling of my own that will hit the Chief rite between the eyes....
And now, for the Magician's finale...... The Disappearing Zodiac! "PS: Two cops pulled a goof!"
Knock Out punch issued on chin of San Francisco Police Department. Have a bit of that Mr Chief of Inspectors, and that brought the curtain down on the SFPD Show! Goodnight & see you next time!
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